The Mick & Pat Show - Science Non-Fiction

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Well, today a man touched my wiener.

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How's that different from any other day?

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It was a unique one and he said, right there, he kind of had his finger underneath and he goes right there on the zipper.

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It was where he was touching, right at the base of my business, where the beans meet the frank so he had his hand on your zipper or on your actual schlong dong, the zipper being the, the continuation of the old, the old taint, the.

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Uh, where you're?

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Oh, like he was, he was like straight up like sparring helmet, like he was.

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He was changing the oil approaching, approaching and he said and uh, anyways, because he said, uh said yeah, right here on the right, here on the zipper here, and that's where he's going to cut me, he's going to snip me open and he's going to pull out a tube and he's going to cut it and then send it back in and do it to the other one.

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I just don't know if I'm ready for it.

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I heard it, so we're talking about a vasectomy yes, that's correct uh, and I know the, I know the female operation is very intense, getting the fallopian tubes removed or sealed, whatever.

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Um, I've heard the, I heard a, I've heard heard that vasectomies are like you get it done.

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You don't even really feel any pain, you just ice it a little bit.

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You put an ice pack between your legs and then the next day it feels pretty healed up.

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I think that's true and I also think if you go read the forums, don't read the forums, because sometimes it doesn't go so smooth.

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Really.

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It'll be like three weeks of excruciating pain, could not walk, you know, for a month, just like things like that.

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And so part of me wonders if those guys have preexisting conditions or something you know For sure Like also, like he said, like like while.

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And so part of me wonders if those guys have pre-existing conditions or something you know for sure.

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Like also like he said, like like while I was in there um, I can doctors even say this anymore?

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I mean, man, he just I love, I love that old school doctor.

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He's like doctors have a pass.

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He's like you're not fat, so like it's gonna be easy.

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Yeah, it's like, because if I guess it makes sense, if you're fat and you know it's all pushing down and you're turtling and your weight is, you know, pulling on your strings I also imagine the taint is an area that collects fat to some degree, and they don't go in at the taint, they go in at the top of the top of the nuts, right where you're, you're top of the back of the nuts Right where your wing Top of the back of the nuts Nope In the front.

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Oh, in the front, in the front, yeah, oh.

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So why was he touching your taint?

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No, the the zipper comes all the way around, you know?

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No, I think that's just you bud.

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No, this is because that actually divides.

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Do you know that your nut sack has a wall inside of it?

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It's got yeah, you keep one nut on each side, exactly.

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So that is the.

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You can see it, you can see the I think that's just you, bud.

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All right, I think I think you have a.

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I think you have a line I think you have a seam.

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I had a weird where god welded you together.

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Well, did it shut, as it was intended to be are we talking?

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what are we talking about welds here?

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Are we talking about some good roll around, roll over, roll around, roll over?

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Are we talking just like solid beads?

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I think it was pretty solid.

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But what is wild is he took this piece of paper and drew it upside down.

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Anytime anybody draws something upside down.

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You know they've done it a lot of times.

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So he drew a little nut sack, drew a wall down the nut sack, drew a little nut, drew the parts of your nut, and then, like, showed where he's going to make a little hole.

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He's like, and then I'm going to pull it out right here.

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He just made like a loop of this thing and then we're going to cut it.

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And I was like, oh, and he's like, at this point he's like.

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He's like, right out the gate, like you'll feel, like you'll feel a bee sting.

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You're gonna feel a bee sting when I give you the numbing to make the incision, he's like, and then when I pull that thing out, it's gonna feel like I'm kicking you in in the balls.

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This is what the doctor said but listen, he's not gonna like well because they have to get it out to then numb that area.

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So they get the, they get the tube out, numb it before they cut it.

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But he said that it's gonna feel like I am.

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It's gonna feel like the the tip of a shoe.

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Yeah, he's the back of a knuckle.

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Yeah, it's gonna feel like I'm getting the boys, yeah, and uh, I wonder if, like when that's cut, if you'll be immune to feeling that like stomach drop, nut sack pain, because I think every guy knows what I'm talking about oh yeah, what's up?

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hi.

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Well, and it's, and it's like one of those things where, like the lightest sack tap can cause it.

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It is not something with speed and, you know, violence that causes that sinking pain, it's like, it's like the.

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It's really odd how, how, like a gentle sack tap can then make you be like, oh, oh, my God, like wind out of you Feels like you know, your stomach just fell out on the floor.

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So I wonder, I wonder if you'll be immune to that now.

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I'm seeing this says it just kind of feels like he got kicked in the balls for like a couple days.

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I don't.

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I don't think the.

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I don't think there's any, the the science on the google would say there's no immunity.

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Oh, but there is a um afterwards it's a range of you know, after this, the procedure takes like eight minutes.

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They get it done.

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Everything goes smooth Snip, snip, tuck it in One stitch, go home.

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The next three days is like got to stay on the couch and the bed.

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Don't let your kids jump on you, because somehow they always end up giving you the flying knee to the boys, because somehow they always end up giving you the flying knee to the boys, and so he said the first day is key to healing right, and then you're kind of up and going after a couple days.

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But it's just, I've never thought it was a big deal until I was the one sitting in the seat.

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And now I have to anticipate it because today was just a consultation.

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Now I got to think about it for a few months until it happens and I'm I'm ready, but I'm not ready.

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I did leave there and I went to Chick-fil-A for a little comfort sandwich because I kind of felt sick in my stomach but got to do what you got to do, you know Chick-fil-A for a little comfort sandwich, because I kind of felt sick in my stomach but got to do what you got to do, you know, got to.

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It's the.

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We're there, we've got three kids.

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It's time to be done.

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Yeah, I mean, and you said three was the, was the number for you, three was the magic, I think we have you on the show saying that Mm hmm.

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Yep, so, so we made it and we're it's time to be done.

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And you know, I think, and we'd always said like two to four was like the outside perimeter, three was the goal.

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Mm-hmm.

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And then I think some of the complications we had like at the beginning of this last with the last kid was like all right, we're very uninterested in four kids now.

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Going through that again.

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It's like we've reached a place where we like to be.

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I don't feel like it's.

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You know, yeah, I'm okay with making it happen.

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And then you know, like, also, like, get my wife off birth control, all that, like healthier for her, all those things.

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So that's what we got to do.

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It makes sense, bro, it really does.

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I think of those things that you're the first of my gaggle of friends to you know, to be heading down that road, which is sick, I know, I feel too young, I mean, I feel like as michael scott said you know it's reversible snip snap, snip, snap it is, it's reversible.

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And it is like they say, like you know, it doesn't affect you at all, it doesn't affect like testosterone levels or like anything else, like it's just, you're just shooting blanks, everything's fine.

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So it's like I know a lot of guys have gone through it and so I'm just going to.

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They're still living, they're still walking.

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You personally know a lot of guys who have gone through it, or you just know, yeah, guys go through it.

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No, I say personally.

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I know a lot of guys, a lot of guys who are a couple years ahead of me with kids, and then also guys who are like, you know, whatever 45, 55, who are like yeah got it done, you know back in the day.

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So here soon I'm going to have a couple days of just sitting on the couch trying to avoid my two ninja children trying to just jump on me.

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You do have some ninja boys.

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Because I think that pain if they land a flying knee will be the craziest nut kick of your life.

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Yeah, I bet.

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I bet the craziest nut kick of your life.

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Yeah, I bet, I bet.

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Um well, uh, you know, I guess there's a couple things that we can go over first.

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You know, let's do a follow-up on, uh, you know, good old fudge.

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Uh, you were telling me it sounds like he's doing okay down in florida, right like we.

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Uh, we have a homie down there that you know, we interviewed on the last episode and everything's A-OK, just some power outage.

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But they are totally fine in Isle of Storm, correct?

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That's correct.

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Yeah, I think they're good to go.

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Nice, no issues.

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So yeah, they're all set and the you know.

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But there's other areas of Florida that are not the case, you know, but they're they're through it.

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They're fine now, um, but the so some videos coming through of other places that they did.

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They got smacked pretty good.

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Yeah, florida, I mean Florida definitely took some pounding.

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Um, and I was looking, I was pretty shocked at some of the places I was looking at and just some of those like old, you know just like beach shack places that were, you know, literally like a dive bar, with you know like rotted wood around it, and just seeing, like you know, those buildings get just picked up and carried away was pretty crazy.

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Like just seeing full you know, those buildings get just picked up and carried away.

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Um, was pretty crazy, like just seeing full structures carried down the roads.

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Um, I was like wow, that's, I don't know, I guess I mean I'm I wonder if it was even insured.

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You know, at that point, like, do you even insure a building like that or do you just accept that it's going to get carried away one day?

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you'll just have to find another shack for real and and I don't know how like hurricane insurance works.

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Everyone says that I was looking into who's like.

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Finance bro is like bro.

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Like, get ready for insurance to go through the roof Right.

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Like home insurance is going to cost you an arm and a leg To cover all this stuff.

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Yeah, because they just had to pay so much out of the nose for two back-to-back hurricanes.

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So it's gonna be pretty bonkers, I guess.

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But you know, I think earthquake insurance in colorado is like like 25 cents a month probably worth it, since we live on a mountain range that's what you know.

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That's what, like, my dad got it and some people were, you know, telling him like, are you, are you crazy, are you an idiot?

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And then he just like, no, he just like pointed at the mountains.

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He's like why do you think those got here, I think?

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I think the earth might have been shaken a little bit when, uh, I think your dad's ridiculous, bro.

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I think god put those mountains there.

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Hey, I'm just kidding yeah, I'm just kidding mr pet the.

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Uh, you're not wrong.

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Not wrong, neither is he.

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So I don't think, I don't know if I'm gonna get it, but for that cheap.

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It's kind of like that's the cheapest insurance you can ever have an insurance, I mean, there's no point in you getting it that's true.

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That's what I mean.

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I mean, that's why I said I don't know if I will, bro, speaking of which?

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two more units have gone for sale up by me.

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I need you to, I need you to get on it and get over here, bro, literally my neighbor.

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You could be my neighbor.

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We could share a wall, that's true, I'll have to check into them.

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I don't know if we're quite ready.

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I was just reading a financial report that was saying I'll have to check into them.

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I don't know if we're quite ready.

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Well, I'll say this Getting closer More.

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I was just reading a financial report that was saying if you are in a position where you will be renting for fewer than like, less than the next, it was like I'm trying to remember exactly how to phrase it.

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They essentially said people today who are on the fence about buckling down and buying a home or not, and if they should wait out longer, are going to be priced out in three years because of how the government is going, how the government's inflating currency.

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And so, because of how the government is inflating currency, and so everyone's saying, if you have the means, you should buy within the next three years, as soon as possible within the next three years, because we're not going to have a recession.

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Because, if we have a recession, essentially interest goes up and with interest rates up, the government can't afford to pay back on its debt to the banks.

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Right, and so therefore, uh, the government will.

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The government's actually in a.

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The us government is in a very predictable, uh, precarious spot in that, like, the us government can actually go bankrupt now, which was not a situation that we are in like in 2008.

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Right, like when you think about financial crashes.

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The financial crash in 2008 was related to an economic system of the banks betting and over-leveraging themselves into buying mortgage assets, right, and the US government increased interest rates because they had to bail the banks out.

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What we are actually seeing right now is that the government needs to raise inflation and everyone keeps everyone employed, because if inflation goes up, wages go up, interest rate goes down and they can tax and collect taxes off of everyone who's employed.

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If unemployment goes up, the government's not collecting on taxes you know income tax, right, and they're unable to pay their debt back because, as inflation goes up, your debt remains the same.

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So inflation is good for debt, right, right.

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And so if the US economy is about to go into, like crazy high rate inflation, it actually benefits you to take on debt now, because your debt will be worth less as inflation rises.

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That's a great point.

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So, anyways, everyone's saying like, if you, you, if you, if you can, you know, buckle down right now and try to buy that house.

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Or, you know, buy an apartment, or just you know, if you're in a position where you can start, where you can buy something, buy it, because it's going to be worth way more than what you pay for it right now.

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In the next three years, because of the current situation, the government's in with having to inflate.

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The current situation, the government's in with having to inflate.

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So and I'm taking that from dudes who I like they're not political people, right, these are guys who are like just their youtube accountants, who are very serious about being youtube accountants.

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Um, let me pull up this one guy.

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I subscribed to him.

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He is an asian guy.

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I think it's called um free tax, something I can't remember.

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I gotta look um at his youtube account again real quick.

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But, uh, yeah, clear value tax.

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So clear value tax is usually like the dude who I watch and he's like the most like everybody.

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Calm down, it's not the end of the world.

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Let me explain to you what's happening and over the last two months he's gone to like everybody, listen, this is really bad.

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The government cannot afford a recession because if there's a recession, people get laid off, there's less income tax, the government goes bankrupt.

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The government needs inflation and we're about to go into an inflationary cycle that's going to be very aggressive.

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Um, so having your money in assets like stocks, real estate, gold, silver, stuff like that is going to benefit, like us millennials, a lot right now.

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Like we're about to go through essentially that hyper inflation period that our parents or grandparents went through um the 80s, yeah, 70s or 80s, exactly yeah, and where it was where it's, it's gonna go crazy.

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So, all that said, we'll see what happens.

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Just like how people are.

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Like I used to be able to buy a carton of eggs for a dime and now it costs a whole 95 cents.

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Yeah, that's what they said in the 90s, bro.

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We're gonna be saying I used to be able to buy a carton of eggs For $3.

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Now it costs $23.

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Yeah, that's what we're gonna be at in 3 years from now.

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You know how.

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People don't pick up a penny off the ground.

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They just keep walking, even like a poor person.

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They're going to keep walking when that starts happening with like tens just passing up the Benjamin.

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Yeah it does make me think, though, that I kind of want to again.

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I'm not trying to doom and gloom, but it does make me think I want to start getting into like silver, just because silver, like an ounce of silver, is like 18 or 22 right now, and it fluctuates, but it it's.

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You know it's been going up, just like gold has over time, with inflation right that silver is always going to be worth something.

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Yeah, I mean, especially with inflation, it's worth more, you know, and so it's just kind of nice to have like that, rather than, like someone, be like $10, and you just have your, your $10 on a hemp.

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It was like that's worthless, you know.

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That's as worth as much as a dollar used to be, yep.

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So, anyways, all I said, um bro, just come live next to me, man, I have to me, man, I have to check it out.

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Uh, I'm afraid that town's about to run out of resources.

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You think so?

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I don't think liquid resources.

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I don't think so.

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My man, are they figuring it out?

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uh, I mean, you know, my water bill is like normal.

00:19:19.988 --> 00:19:24.035
I think it's people who bought brand new homes.

00:19:24.035 --> 00:19:26.428
Here's the thing, just for you know.

00:19:26.428 --> 00:19:27.329
So we're not speaking of code.

00:19:27.329 --> 00:19:34.874
The town I live in and just moved into, some people are having like $800, $900, $1,000 water bills.

00:19:35.054 --> 00:20:04.805
Yeah, and I think it's because they don't have non-potable water wells that they're pulling water from and they're pulling water from the city to water these big brand new lawns and like exactly and everything yeah, and so like I know, like where I live these townhomes I live in the water that is used to water the grass around and stuff like that is, uh, non-potable and it's coming off of some kind of well system that the HOA owns.

00:20:04.805 --> 00:20:09.567
So all of my water is still just water that I get charged for.

00:20:09.567 --> 00:20:18.315
That comes from, I mean, it's like the city water that's coming in, you know, for bathing and cleaning clothes and doing dishes and stuff like that.

00:20:18.315 --> 00:20:32.128
So my water bill is like just over a hundred bucks a month, which is the same as it was for a apartment that was a third of the size.

00:20:32.128 --> 00:20:32.931
You know what?

00:20:32.951 --> 00:20:34.095
I mean, yeah, so manageable, oh way manageable.

00:20:34.095 --> 00:20:35.238
Yeah, yeah.

00:20:35.238 --> 00:20:42.080
Those people just need to shut up, stop complaining on their facebook page which is my favorite facebook page of all time.

00:20:42.201 --> 00:21:05.013
I'll be honest if I, if I a $1,000 water bill one day and it was because I was being required by my HOA to water my brand new lawn and my brand new housing development home, I would go to the HOA and I would say I'm not paying this and I'm also not paying you for a fine for not watering my lawn.

00:21:05.013 --> 00:21:15.569
Then I would go to the water company and I would do something very patriotic where I would not hurt a single person.

00:21:15.569 --> 00:21:17.727
But I would do something very patriotic.

00:21:17.727 --> 00:21:24.769
And I'm not saying that because I don't want anyone to say I incentivize violence or anything like that, because I don't.

00:21:24.769 --> 00:21:27.536
But you know, I don't want anyone to say I incentivize violence or anything like that, because I don't.

00:21:27.536 --> 00:21:33.214
But you know, I don't know, maybe just take away their ability to track, you know the bills?

00:21:33.214 --> 00:21:36.807
Yeah, just disable their computer servers.

00:21:39.906 --> 00:21:40.669
It's pretty wild.

00:21:40.669 --> 00:21:44.249
I do love the Facebook page.

00:21:44.980 --> 00:21:46.055
Yeah, do that Facebook, that facebook dude.

00:21:46.055 --> 00:21:57.144
There's nothing better than small town facebook pages because small town facebook pages are where people who have like no accountability and are totally like I don't give, I don't give a shit, I don't give a shit what anybody say.

00:21:57.144 --> 00:21:59.553
I'm gonna say here because everybody deserved to know about.

00:21:59.553 --> 00:22:03.986
You know, penny, sue, and it's like and like dude.

00:22:03.986 --> 00:22:08.103
They literally will be like I will be looking at like the face.

00:22:08.103 --> 00:22:09.690
I don't say anything on the facebook page.

00:22:09.750 --> 00:22:17.152
I only get on, maybe like once a month, maybe when I look at it, it's just like oh, that's the waitress, that's service student tonight.

00:22:17.152 --> 00:22:21.547
And it's just like penny sue is a total, absolute cunt.

00:22:21.547 --> 00:22:26.616
Yeah, she cheats on her man and is over at my place three days a week.

00:22:26.616 --> 00:22:29.000
He's begging for this.

00:22:29.000 --> 00:22:30.042
Yum, yum.

00:22:30.042 --> 00:22:36.273
You're just like good god, that person had my food in their hands.

00:22:36.273 --> 00:22:42.671
And then, like you see penny sue respond and penny sue's like oh, I recognize penny sue, she's the pharmacist.

00:22:42.671 --> 00:22:48.482
And it's just like listen here, rachel, you total twat.

00:22:48.482 --> 00:22:52.270
Like they just go back and forth and it's so entertaining.

00:22:52.290 --> 00:22:55.967
This is real and it's what's funny is yeah, I'm not making it up, I'm just changing the names?

00:22:56.047 --> 00:22:57.009
is that they actually?

00:22:57.009 --> 00:23:04.964
Because it's on, commenting on the internet is like so harmless because nobody you're arguing with some guy states away.

00:23:04.964 --> 00:23:18.849
But this is like true, like people know each other, because in this like, even like in these instances, it'll be like you know, yeah, yeah, such and such is a bitch, and then, and then the other one will get on there and be like I took care of your mom when she had cancer, you ungrateful, and it's just.

00:23:18.849 --> 00:23:22.364
And then it's just, it goes off and it is uh, it's crazy.

00:23:22.364 --> 00:23:25.830
I have a screenshot of the dead cat saga.

00:23:25.830 --> 00:23:28.722
I didn't, I didn't, I have no idea about it.

00:23:28.722 --> 00:23:29.666
All got pulled down.

00:23:29.666 --> 00:23:30.730
Oh, really, okay.

00:23:30.770 --> 00:23:34.044
So it's like did someone kill a cat or someone say my cat's dead?

00:23:34.325 --> 00:23:40.741
so basically let me remember the order of events, because as the posting happened, the mystery unfolded.

00:23:40.741 --> 00:23:46.109
Um, basically it was like it.

00:23:46.109 --> 00:23:54.699
The post starts with um, someone saying three dogs have escaped in this neighborhood, and then like, and then it keeps on going on from there.

00:23:54.699 --> 00:24:00.780
More people post about these dogs and then this other lady says those she's like, those dogs just killed my cat.

00:24:00.780 --> 00:24:11.525
And then it keeps going on and on from there into um, then there's arguing and then somebody else comes on who's like?

00:24:11.525 --> 00:24:15.452
She's like I know the owner of the dogs.

00:24:15.452 --> 00:24:18.721
She's not going to post on here because she's so upset about what happened.

00:24:18.721 --> 00:24:23.567
Um, and so the person who had the dogs get out won't even get on there.

00:24:23.567 --> 00:24:34.636
And then the lady whose cat was dead posted a picture of the dead mauled cat and was like you all have to look at this.

00:24:34.636 --> 00:24:36.926
Look what they did to my cat.

00:24:39.486 --> 00:24:43.152
Look you bastards, Look what they did.

00:24:43.152 --> 00:24:45.343
Look what they did to my boy.

00:24:47.507 --> 00:24:53.663
It's dude straight up and I was like, oh my god, this is all about to get deleted and I just took like a screen recording video.

00:24:53.663 --> 00:24:56.310
I'll find it and show you later that makes my dude.

00:24:56.371 --> 00:25:02.748
Literally just hearing that right now makes my the my fingers tingly in light.

00:25:02.748 --> 00:25:10.423
You know, like I, I am having a legitimate reaction to how insane that is it is, and I am.

00:25:10.884 --> 00:25:11.666
I am sad that.

00:25:11.666 --> 00:25:12.307
Well, I'm not.

00:25:12.307 --> 00:25:19.188
I'm not sad that the lady's cat died, but I do realize that is so sad I'm being insensitive, but it was.

00:25:19.548 --> 00:25:25.673
The unfolding of events was pretty entertaining you really mean that you're not said that her cat died?

00:25:26.383 --> 00:25:29.373
you know, I'm I mean you're not an animal person at all.

00:25:29.373 --> 00:25:31.480
Maybe if I, maybe if I knew her, I'd be like man.

00:25:31.480 --> 00:25:32.604
I kind of feel bad for your cat.

00:25:32.604 --> 00:25:36.335
I just feel like it's like you know I'd say it.

00:25:36.335 --> 00:25:39.241
It turned into such a big deal.

00:25:39.241 --> 00:25:45.733
It was like it was like the loss of like a human, like just this, like all, like the whole community is in an uproar.

00:25:45.733 --> 00:25:47.707
There was the cat people, the dog people.

00:25:49.143 --> 00:25:52.670
Bro, that's honestly so insane that she was like look.

00:25:54.032 --> 00:25:56.768
Oh yeah, this is the dead cat and it is.

00:25:56.768 --> 00:25:59.626
It's crazy.

00:25:59.928 --> 00:26:04.384
That's crazy, man.

00:26:04.384 --> 00:26:07.853
Only in small town America you get stuff like that.

00:26:07.853 --> 00:26:11.428
I do love our small town, though.

00:26:11.428 --> 00:26:18.413
I mean, I literally drive down our main road and people are like, what's a small town?

00:26:18.413 --> 00:26:19.340
I get it, you know.

00:26:19.340 --> 00:26:33.853
Someone might be like my small town is only 40 people, you know, we're basically a village of inbreds and some other people like, well, my small town is, like you know, 30,000 or a hundred thousand people.

00:26:33.853 --> 00:26:35.402
That's a small town, small city.

00:26:35.402 --> 00:26:52.387
So my, my small town's about 3000 people in close proximity and then another about 10,000 spread out across maybe a thousand square miles and, um, I think the.

00:26:53.288 --> 00:27:01.520
I think the crazy thing about all that is that you know you can, you can have all that drama and stuff like that, but they are still pretty geographically spread out across.

00:27:01.520 --> 00:27:02.742
You know the zip code.

00:27:02.742 --> 00:27:05.868
Zip code goes all the way up to wyoming and so it's.

00:27:05.868 --> 00:27:12.060
It's a pretty large geographical area, but um, anyways, back to like just driving down.

00:27:12.060 --> 00:27:27.229
I love just driving down our single one road downtown and all the fall colors changing and like these old brick buildings, and there's, there's the italian shop, or italian like restaurant that's up for sale because the owner is getting old.

00:27:27.229 --> 00:27:29.339
The old Italian man is getting old.

00:27:29.339 --> 00:27:33.932
Our one Italian man in town who cooks Italian food is getting old and he's selling.

00:27:33.932 --> 00:27:42.546
There's the one Mexican restaurant, the bar, the one bar and then the one diner and it's just like I don't know.

00:27:42.546 --> 00:27:57.276
It's just so peaceful, it's so content and peaceful and the facebook drama is just a stark contrast to to the relaxed, you know slow, enjoy life and drink it up.

00:27:57.798 --> 00:28:02.788
Uh, living oh yeah, definitely something said for that.

00:28:02.788 --> 00:28:05.933
They uh in different places.

00:28:05.933 --> 00:28:15.612
You know it's the classic thing of like if you raised in a small town, like people are gonna know your business, things like that, you know whatever.

00:28:15.612 --> 00:28:18.703
But then also you get all the benefits too of like being known.

00:28:18.703 --> 00:28:23.053
When you walk in somewhere people you know recognize you, they know your name.

00:28:23.053 --> 00:28:40.877
You know that sort of thing is uh special and definitely it's like so fleeting, even in as lots of cities and towns grow and then also as like our culture shifts to where we just really don't uh care to know the person's name yeah, you know.

00:28:41.278 --> 00:29:04.189
no, I think that's 100 true, and I do find myself seeing, uh, mean, like the people who have been in my town for a while now are telling me, like how much it's changing and how much has changed over the last several years and I'm sure in the next 10 years that little town is going to be just like another mini, you know, suburb of Denver.

00:29:04.381 --> 00:29:05.392
Like I would not be surprised.

00:29:05.432 --> 00:29:08.522
Within 10 years that town is 50,000 people absorbed.

00:29:08.522 --> 00:29:11.808
Yeah, it's just crazy how the thing spread.

00:29:11.808 --> 00:29:28.819
But anyways, with that I was gonna shout out a couple things in the news that we were talking about, I sent you some videos here and you know I work in the uh defense sector.

00:29:28.819 --> 00:29:30.923
Um, you know I'm.

00:29:30.923 --> 00:29:49.067
I work as a government consultant doing some data science stuff for the uh defense industry and dude anderil onil, however you want to pronounce it, do you know what Anduril is based off of the name of this company?

00:29:49.067 --> 00:29:50.450
I have no idea.

00:29:50.690 --> 00:30:02.048
Really Think hard, Cause it's something I think you'll think you'll be like oh wait, I should have known that Anduril, Anduril, A N D U R I L.

00:30:03.260 --> 00:30:06.788
It's just like from imagine the story or fantasy.

00:30:07.059 --> 00:30:07.682
Imagine the?

00:30:07.682 --> 00:30:09.548
U has a little tilde on it.

00:30:10.921 --> 00:30:11.984
It's like Lord of the Rings.

00:30:11.984 --> 00:30:15.028
Yes, yeah, it's Elvish, it is yeah.

00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:18.909
Do you know where that name comes from in Lord of the Rings?

00:30:19.810 --> 00:30:20.152
I don't.

00:30:21.801 --> 00:30:23.386
So it's Aragorn's sword?

00:30:23.386 --> 00:30:25.221
Oh yeah, anduril.

00:30:25.221 --> 00:30:29.009
Yeah, okay, so it's aragon sword, oh yeah, on the real, yeah, okay, and on the real, uh in.

00:30:29.009 --> 00:30:39.275
In man tongue means uh, the flame of the west this is such a crazy name for this thing, then well, dude, like so on.

00:30:39.319 --> 00:30:45.871
The real is a defense agency started, uh, by none other than a Palmer Lucky.

00:30:45.871 --> 00:30:52.875
Do me a favor, I'm pulling up a video here, um, and I'll I'll share with you so you can watch it, uh as well.

00:30:52.875 --> 00:30:58.487
But, uh, palmer Lucky, here is quite a guy.

00:30:58.487 --> 00:31:03.654
Uh, you look at Palmer Lucky and you're like there's no way, this is like real life.

00:31:03.654 --> 00:31:15.339
The ceo of this company, this has to be like some kind of, you know, exaggerative ceo out of like the terminator movies.

00:31:15.339 --> 00:31:29.537
But no, this is, uh, this is palmer lecky, and he is the mulleted soul patch looking Florida not Florida, but tropical shirt.

00:31:31.801 --> 00:31:33.067
He looks like he should be at spring break.

00:31:33.067 --> 00:31:35.027
He looks like he's a boogaloo boy.

00:31:35.027 --> 00:31:39.028
He's a little old for it, but he's still going to spring break.

00:31:39.810 --> 00:31:43.946
Sure, yeah, but here's my thing, that I think about it too is like he.

00:31:43.946 --> 00:31:48.213
You know he is the original.

00:31:48.213 --> 00:31:50.248
I'll give you a little bit of background before I play the video here.

00:31:50.248 --> 00:31:55.491
But he got started by creating the Oculus Rift.

00:31:55.491 --> 00:32:10.551
He created the Oculus Rift at 19 while living in a trailer park in his camper while living in a trailer park in his camper, and he sold it for I think he sold it for $12 billion, of course to Facebook.

00:32:10.551 --> 00:32:14.615
Then he got fired because Facebook didn't like his vision, because he's a little based.

00:32:14.615 --> 00:32:16.717
He's not politically correct.

00:32:16.717 --> 00:32:22.323
He's alluded more than once to that.

00:32:22.323 --> 00:32:30.969
He voted for Trump and that's set his company back because of how many people wanted to punish him for working in the defense sector while being a Silicon Valley company and also voting for Trump.

00:32:40.029 --> 00:32:42.873
But anyways, here's Palmer Luckey the past one, so people try to tie that to being a Trump thing.

00:32:42.873 --> 00:32:46.676
The reality is, everyone agrees that we need to know what's coming across the US border.

00:32:46.676 --> 00:33:00.430
There are people who disagree on immigration policy, but immigration policy is separate from awareness of what's coming across the border, and Anduril makes technology that we use to track drug trafficking, human trafficking, arms and cash smuggling in both directions going across the border.

00:33:00.430 --> 00:33:03.846
Even the people who want open immigration unlimited immigration.

00:33:03.846 --> 00:33:05.891
You can walk into the United States and instantly become a citizen.

00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:20.570
There's nobody outside of a really radical fringe that thinks that the right way to accomplish that is to allow the cartels to operate unimpeded, and so if people say it's controversial, I would say the people who say it's controversial are people who have an interest in making it appear controversial.

00:33:20.570 --> 00:33:37.385
There's actually very few people who agree with them on that, but the main thing that we do is we're we're a defense product company, so andrew is trying to be the world's next major defense contractor a little bloomberg short there, but I mean he looks kind of like uh, uh, oh, what's his name?

00:33:38.729 --> 00:33:40.032
the redneck nation guy?

00:33:40.032 --> 00:33:45.432
I don't know if I know who that is, his name just lost me.

00:33:45.432 --> 00:33:46.241
But yeah, yeah.

00:33:46.241 --> 00:33:50.078
Two billion dollars at the age of 19, that is insane.

00:33:51.183 --> 00:33:53.867
Well, is that what he he got or is that what he sold it for?

00:33:53.867 --> 00:33:54.844
That's what he sold it for.

00:33:56.262 --> 00:34:00.602
But still like that's a lot Of money that's unreal Amount of money.

00:34:01.184 --> 00:34:05.460
And he took that and still did crowdfunding and Stuff to get his company built up.

00:34:05.460 --> 00:34:16.599
I just watched a crazy interview with him where he he uh, essentially was just going all across silicon valley trying to raise capital for a defense contracting company focused in drones.

00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:20.775
And he everyone was like no, I don't want anything to do about it.

00:34:20.775 --> 00:34:21.860
Like we don't make weapons.

00:34:21.860 --> 00:34:25.990
But it's kind of crazy because it's like there's this he mentioned.

00:34:25.990 --> 00:34:37.222
You know, he's like it's unreal to me because there's this moral high ground that like, no, we're not going to invest with a company that's, um, building bombs or weapons of war.

00:34:37.222 --> 00:34:48.219
And it's like, but you'll invest in apple that has cobalt mines, where children all day Are hunched over on their knees Mining for cobalt, like what.

00:34:48.219 --> 00:34:51.650
This is moral relativism, for sure you know what I mean.

00:34:51.650 --> 00:35:07.126
Oh, yeah, and the thing is Like his stuff is going to be Like made in A you know American factory, um, and it's going to be an American made defense product.

00:35:07.126 --> 00:35:09.003
What do you?

00:35:09.065 --> 00:35:19.784
think, in 30 years from now, are him and Elon going to do together, going to be in charge?

00:35:19.784 --> 00:35:24.480
Of the Autobots or they're just not going to be here because they're going to leave for Mars Bro, do you remember the name of the Autobots?

00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:25.681
Or they're just not going to be here because they're going to leave for Mars?

00:35:26.163 --> 00:35:28.402
Bro, do you remember the name of the company?

00:35:28.402 --> 00:35:31.465
Sorry, I have no idea where to even begin.

00:35:31.465 --> 00:35:38.826
Right, do you remember the name of the company that created Skynet?

00:35:43.474 --> 00:35:43.894
I don't.

00:35:46.262 --> 00:35:47.023
Think about.

00:35:47.023 --> 00:35:48.204
I'm just going to.

00:35:48.204 --> 00:35:52.992
I just want you to really dig deep into your you know what Skynet is right.

00:35:52.992 --> 00:35:54.594
Dig deep in your head.

00:35:54.594 --> 00:35:55.945
What is the industries?

00:35:55.945 --> 00:35:56.628
The industry.

00:35:56.628 --> 00:36:00.150
There is a guy named I can't remember his first name, but something Dyson.

00:36:00.150 --> 00:36:03.226
Do you remember the name of the?

00:36:03.668 --> 00:36:05.432
company Cyberdyne.

00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:16.842
Cyberdyne, cyberdyne, all right, um, and that company, cyberdyne, you know, was the company that built skynet to be like an assistant ai, but also designed it to help be like a defense contracting ai.

00:36:16.842 --> 00:36:26.179
Um, and a big thing with that uh was, you know, automated weapons, automated drones, autopiloted drones.

00:36:26.179 --> 00:36:44.166
And I think one of the craziest things is that there's now a company out there making this mini, uh, dragonfly drone, um, and they're called teledyne and I'm just like, come on, guys, like like, do not chance it.

00:36:44.166 --> 00:36:59.608
Like dude, I quit, quit dancing, and so, and this is like a little mini drone with like a flare camera on it that is like literally the size of, you know, probably, I mean it's bigger than a hummingbird, but it's probably no bigger than like, uh, you know, from what I've seen, it looks to be about the size of like a.

00:36:59.608 --> 00:37:02.481
Um, what are those black and white birds?

00:37:02.481 --> 00:37:04.186
Not, they're like magpie.

00:37:04.186 --> 00:37:14.565
Yeah, it looks to be like the size of a magpie and you can easily put five grams of explosives in it and just have it go into like a window or down a chimney and just ruin someone's day.

00:37:15.628 --> 00:37:22.887
Um, but, uh, this other one I sent you this was andrew's uh new bolt m drone.

00:37:22.887 --> 00:37:27.599
So I sent you this short and you know people watching online will be able to see it.

00:37:27.599 --> 00:37:38.525
We'll throw it up, uh, but dude, this is the precision remote piloted by ai targeting a single passenger in a vehicle.

00:37:38.525 --> 00:37:39.887
Yeah, piloted by.

00:37:39.887 --> 00:37:41.512
This is not piloted by a human.

00:37:41.512 --> 00:37:47.172
Damn it, dude, tell me you're not flipped out hearing that after watching this.

00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:48.561
That just switched my like.

00:37:48.561 --> 00:37:53.226
I was so excited about seeing this Claymore in the shape of a Mavic Pro.

00:37:53.226 --> 00:38:00.655
Oh, it's wild.

00:38:00.735 --> 00:38:01.916
Yeah, one more time.

00:38:01.916 --> 00:38:14.271
I'm going to let it play over one more time, bro, because like you just see it and you're like, okay, it explodes above that car, and then you see it's like wait a second, those are ball bearings going through the windshield, the sunroof, mm-hmm.

00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:15.925
Look at that dude.

00:38:16.768 --> 00:38:21.166
Ooh and bro, no other vehicle is going to.

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